Samsung-MV800

Ever since you could share a picture of yourself on the interweb girls have teased us by holding cameras at just the right angle to supply the optimum amount of cleavage to face ratio. Snapping pictures of yourself is an art the fairer sex mastered long ago. We’re not gonna get on our high horse and act all mighty like we don’t want to look good in all the pics we take as well. Thanks to the Samsung MV800 you can see how you look, or whatever you happen to be shooting looks, no matter where you have to hold the camera. The flip out LCD adjusts 180 degrees so you never have to guess how your shot will turn out. Perfect for concerts (unless you’re Shaq) or seeing how your new profile pic is gonna look (not encouraged). The pocket shooter also boasts 5x optical zoom and 16.1 megapixel resolution. Attention politicians – Sending pictures of your junk just got way easier!

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.