New-MacBook-Pro

One day we’re going to open a bar that caters to tech geeks and illegally stream Apple events. We’d make a killing. The only problem is, we’d want to be watching and not working the taps. You’re always guaranteed something buzzworthy, and this year it appears to be the next-gen MacBook Pro. The new MacBook Pro is an artist’s dream come true (if that dream came with a hefty price tag). With 220 pixels per inch on the 15.4″ Retina display, the new MacBook Pro has the highest resolution of any notebook available and Apple has even cut down on some of that annoying glare. Plus, toting your new piece of art around is a piece of cake since the next-generation MacBook Pro weighs 4.5 lbs and is just .7″ thick. As for ports, you’ve got HDMI, USB 3.0, SD and two Thunderbolt ports. Basically, we need to run out and acquire some money.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.