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One day we’re going to open a bar that caters to tech geeks and illegally stream Apple events. We’d make a killing. The only problem is, we’d want to be watching and not working the taps. You’re always guaranteed something buzzworthy, and this year it appears to be the next-gen MacBook Pro. The new MacBook Pro is an artist’s dream come true (if that dream came with a hefty price tag). With 220 pixels per inch on the 15.4″ Retina display, the new MacBook Pro has the highest resolution of any notebook available and Apple has even cut down on some of that annoying glare. Plus, toting your new piece of art around is a piece of cake since the next-generation MacBook Pro weighs 4.5 lbs and is just .7″ thick. As for ports, you’ve got HDMI, USB 3.0, SD and two Thunderbolt ports. Basically, we need to run out and acquire some money.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.