Liquipel

Even if you turn your phone into a brick by putting it in one of those impressive Otterbox cases it still isn’t going to be completely invulnerable. Neither is the fantastically awesome real wood case you just picked up at a steal on a flash sale site. What’s going to protect your precious technological lifeline when it hits a large porcelain bowl filled with water? Liquipel. The same goes for when a full beer hits it, or when you forget to take it out of your shorts before you jump in the pool. Don’t bastardize the design and usability of your phone just to protect it from the elements—Liquipel it. Send them your device and they’ll apply a nano-coating that’s approximately one bazillion times thinner than a human hair. Thanks science!

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.