kensington-powerback

One of the most frustrating things on the planet is having an electronic device die while you’re in the middle of using it. That and accidentally biting your tongue. While there is no cure for poor mouth dexterity, you can solve the dead battery device problem on your iPad with the PowerBack Battery Case. Four 4400mAh batteries provide an extra 5 hours of juice for watching cat videos on youtube. Remaining battery juice is displayed with a LED meter, so you know when you’ve watched too many cat videos. More than that, it serves to protect that little magical device with a wraparound case, and a kickstand can prop up it up for hands-free use. “Hands-free use” inherently means masturbation, but we don’t judge. We have iPads too. Wink wink.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.