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One of the most frustrating things on the planet is having an electronic device die while you’re in the middle of using it. That and accidentally biting your tongue. While there is no cure for poor mouth dexterity, you can solve the dead battery device problem on your iPad with the PowerBack Battery Case. Four 4400mAh batteries provide an extra 5 hours of juice for watching cat videos on youtube. Remaining battery juice is displayed with a LED meter, so you know when you’ve watched too many cat videos. More than that, it serves to protect that little magical device with a wraparound case, and a kickstand can prop up it up for hands-free use. “Hands-free use” inherently means masturbation, but we don’t judge. We have iPads too. Wink wink.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.