Jimmy-Fallons-Wake-Up-Call-App

Do you have trouble waking up in the morning to go to work? Do you replace alarm clocks like Hulk replaces tank tops? Has the person that shares the bed with you contemplated smothering you with a pillow on more than one occasion because your fucking alarm clock never works? If you answered yes to any of these questions, it’s time to try something different for those get the hell out of bed moments. Curiously enough, it just might be Jimmy Fallon. If you have an iPhone and a dollar, Jimmy Fallon’s Wake Up Call App will call you at the time you need to get up and talk to you like Jimmy Fallon. *ring ring* “Hello?” “Hey man, it’s Jimmy, put some pants on.” It’s cheaper than those other alarm clock apps, and you get to talk to a celebrity… kind of.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.