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Do you have trouble waking up in the morning to go to work? Do you replace alarm clocks like Hulk replaces tank tops? Has the person that shares the bed with you contemplated smothering you with a pillow on more than one occasion because your fucking alarm clock never works? If you answered yes to any of these questions, it’s time to try something different for those get the hell out of bed moments. Curiously enough, it just might be Jimmy Fallon. If you have an iPhone and a dollar, Jimmy Fallon’s Wake Up Call App will call you at the time you need to get up and talk to you like Jimmy Fallon. *ring ring* “Hello?” “Hey man, it’s Jimmy, put some pants on.” It’s cheaper than those other alarm clock apps, and you get to talk to a celebrity… kind of.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.