OWS-Wooden-Kazoo

Our musical talents are limited at best. Yeah, we picked up a guitar awhile back to try and impress women, but outside of that, we leave it to the pros. One instrument we can handle, however, is the classic kazoo. Now, we’re not going to go around with one of those plastic numbers you get for a quarter in a machine outside the grocery store, we’re ready to lay down a little more cash for the OWS Wooden Kazoo. Made from Offerman Woodshop (yes, as in Nick Offerman aka Ron Swanson . . . it’s not just a character), this kazoo is crafted from poplar and walnut. It’s the kind of kazoo a man who enjoys a good slab of bacon would use.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.