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Thanks to XBox Live, Call of Duty and Starcraft II, “pwning nubs” has been catapulted from the realm of nerdom into national sport. Video games having sport status is certainly debatable, but the entertainment factor is not. Nothing satisfies quite like kicking back a few cold ones and popping off a few rounds into your arch-nemesis’s face – especially when you don’t have to worry about the serious ramifications of the real world. In short, video games are awesome – even if you’re only kicking out the harmonies in Rock Band. Astro Gaming’s A Star Headset is the answer to all of your mobile gaming problems, namely shitty headphones. The A Star headset has all your Angry Birds necessities (in-line control, microphone, call control, multiple earbuds) along with some new amenities like flat cables, a PC splitter and a case. The green pigs won’t know what hit them.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.