Sappy greetings got you down? Enlist the help of 16 Sparrow’s Fucking Card Collection. From “Happy Fucking Birthday” to “Congratufuckinglations,” you can express your emotions the only way you know how – with expletives. But before you seal your fate, tuck a 20 inside. Cheap bastard.
Hard Card creators Randi Rulayne Picarelli and Stacey Leigh Rifkin sum up their line of special greetings with a rather unorthodox outlook: “We are tired of pretending that we’re happy about your babies, thrilled you’re turning another year older, or that we actually care about your problems.” We couldn’t agree more. But which of these continue reading…
Whether you’re a Max Weinberg wannabe or limit your drumming skills to the Wii, the Drumstick Pencil will have you feeling like the star you are. Perfect for everyday compositions or sketches of your favorite metal band, you can rock out with your stock out using this set of instrument-inspired utensils. Oh yeah, we’re keeping continue reading…
It’s no surprise that the pen is mightier than the sword when it can stand in for a .375 Magnum shell. Great for making your coworkers nervous, just be sure to leave the Bullet Pen on your desk if you plan to fly. On top of it’s inherit awesomeness, the Bullet Pen makes a great pen continue reading…
Let your friends and family know that you’re ‘dead’ serious about keeping the art of letter writing alive. You won’t find a fancy monogram or a single seashell on The Little Skull Stationary. A black resin boxes comes filled with twelve blank notecards that feature a badass skull print and envelopes lined in black tissue continue reading…
Not just any pen can boast being virtually invincible and having the ability to break glass. The super hero of pens, the Surefire Pen is tough and writes smooth. Its body is made from rugged aerospace-grade aluminum anodized to military specifications… so it’s kind of like an upgrade from writing tool to writing weapon.
The US Postal Service is celebrating the late Charles Eames birthday by releasing a commemorative 42 cent stamp. The stamp features great 16 different designs from Charles and his wife Ray. You can pick them up at your local post office, and add a little quirk to your mail.
Don’t get stuck setting up your wireless devices in a dead spot. With this WiFi signal finder, you will easily locate the strongest signal areas to hook into the web and access your data. Simply look at the LED indicator, which displays four levels of strength, and you will know the best place to set continue reading…
Why bore your office with the traditional electric pencil sharpener when you can spruce up your desk with this sharp looking one? Manually cranked, it will never bother you for batteries. The suction cups at the bottom make it nice and easy to attach to any flat surface, so you don’t have to bolt it continue reading…
Let your fingers do the riding on this pen designed after the famed Ducati motorcycle. The fuel tanks, disc brakes, and spoke wheels come together as you glide your Ducati pen across any surface. Write smooth, professional strokes with the fountain pen cartridge system. The lacquer coating keeps it looking brand new. The only thing continue reading…
