You'll hardly seem like the cool and collected guy we know you to be if you're always clanging around your desk looking for a pen. And considering that looking organized at the office could be the difference in whether or not you keep your job over Johnson these days, you should considering upgrading your pen holder ... continue reading
The Parafernalia Falter 2D Designer Pen, aka, "pen that you make" is the DIY-ers dream pen, putting the manufacturing responsibilities on you. At first it's a 2D single sheet of steel that you can turn into a ball point pen, stand and mini ruler. It may not be the most efficient means of acquiring a writing instrument, ... continue reading
It might be a rare occasion, but if you have ever dropped your pocket knife in a pond while out camping, you know the annoyance involved in retrieving that sucker. The Cork Knife eliminates any fear of cutting rope on the side of a lake or whittling wood over a creek while you're on your next trip. The cork handle ... continue reading
J&D's eased us into the concept of bacon flavored products with Bacon Salt and Baconnaise, and even Bacon Ranch dressing. And we gladly ate up every bit of bacon they sent our way with the delightful slogan "Everything should taste like bacon." But we never realized that they literally meant EVERYTHING. Their latest ... continue reading
An ergonomic workstation keeps you comfortable and productive all day (and when you're working for yourself writing for a cool men's blog you suddenly care much more about your productivity). PhD Dan Steingart came up with this ergonomic design to keep your laptop eye level to avoid neck strain. AIAIAI took the design ... continue reading
Coming out on top in the struggle for power in the office requires quick thinking, strategy and of course lots of marshmallows. Office hijinks just got serious with the Executive Elite Marshmallow Blaster. This pump action projectile weapon fires marshmallows up to 40 feet, sure to make it all the way from your cubical ... continue reading
Ever hear of a hipster's PDA? It's basically just a bunch of note cards held together with a clip that Pabst Blue Ribbon drinking indie fans use to store phone numbers. Well now hipsters can have their own version of the iPhone too. The biggest pros of course are that no one will want to steal it and it doesn't have ... continue reading
If you felt old when your kid asked you what a CD was you'll feel downright crotchety when they ask what a cassette tape is. At least other grownups will get it when you hand them a cassette tape business card. Your card will stand out because at the very least it'll make music fans smile when the try to think of the ... continue reading
No matter how good you are, no one's going to hang on to your business card if it's crumpled from being in your pocket. Maintain a sharp professional appearance with a card holder that's more than simply adequate, but noticeable and attractive. The Padouk Wook Business Card Case by Masakage Tanno makes a great conversation ... continue reading
Known for fine German craftsmanship for over 100 years, Kaweco designed the AL Sport Aluminum Pencil fits inside any pocket at only 4.1" long. The pencil is made from a hand-finished solid piece of anodized aluminum and has a very comfortable grip. The Kaweco AL sport aluminum pencil accepts 0.7mm leads and comes with ... continue reading
Now here's something no office should be without: an emergency eject! The F-4 Ejection Seat is an authentic F-4 bucket seat with the addition of a custom aluminum base with wheels and a choice of upholstery on the seat. Sitting on this all day will definitely make those TPS reports seem more exciting. Even though there's ... continue reading
You won't be stuck in that cubicle forever—you're an idea guy! That's why you need the Ideal Journal. 100 Sheets of graph paper with the clever addition of thick lines that make this journal perfect for writing, drawing and designing. What's the point of all of those ideas if you don't write them down? Keep a few ... continue reading
The only desk set that could compliment the sleek minimalism of a Mac. Made from thin anodized aluminum with a white matte finish and clean lines, this desk set by Deskology keeps your desk free of clutter and distraction. The set includes a letter inbox, pencil cup, doodad cup and business card holder.
If you slack off like we do you probably didn't get a 2009 calendar until last month either. That's why we plan to pick up the 108 Time Box Calendar which goes until 2015. Each month displays a unique style so you'll never be bored looking at the same humdrum calendar for the next 6 and half years.
You'll find everyone admiring this truly unique desk set, which was hand-made from naturally harvested wood. The mahogany and sonokeling woods come together at T-shaped joints to create an interesting detail which adds strength to the design. A gorgeous and functional accent to your office, this set includes a tape ... continue reading
It's no surprise that the pen is mightier than the sword when it can stand in for a .375 Magnum shell. Great for making your coworkers nervous, just be sure to leave the Bullet Pen on your desk if you plan to fly. On top of it's inherit awesomeness, the Bullet Pen makes a great pen with a pressurized ink cartridge ... continue reading
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