Flasks

Drinkman-Hip-Flask

There are a lot of things we don’t know about the Drinkman Hip Flask. We don’t know how many fluid ounces of the good stuff it’s going to hold. We don’t know how much it’s…

First-Aid-Flask

Keep the Band-Aids and Advil, our preference for first aid treatment comes in a bottle. Or, in this case, a flask. The First Aid Flask proudly displays your desire to fight off pain with a…

The-Hell-With-Work-Flask

We’ve all been there. It’s Tuesday night and your buddies decide they’re doing it up big. You stop and think, “I gotta be in early tomorrow for a 7am meeting. Is this really a good…

To-My-Health-Flask

Taking a shot at the bar with some friends always requires some sort of toast. Whether it’s serious (“To Justin, may he be safe overseas.”) or not so serious (“We’re all getting laid tonight!”). When…

Book-Safe-with-Flask

There are times when we like to be a little secretive about our drinking. Sure, having a cold one with some company is standard procedure, but what about when you need a nip of something…

stanley-ink-flask

As long as there are crowded parties, sporting events and a need for groomsmen gifts there will always be a demand for flasks.  Problem is, most flasks look like pewter gifts from Things Remembered.  Until they…

mustache-flask

Mustaches are an American pastime. Growing one is a coming of age; a sign of a distinguished gentleman; a mile marker in the journey of life that indicates you’re a little more grown up. Growing…

Slang Flask

We appreciate Urban Outfitter’s Slang Flask for its candor. Let’s be honest for a second. When you use a flask, you’re drinking. And when you’re drinking–if you’re like us–you’re kind of an asshole. That’s truth…

Sign-Language-Flask

We’ve always thought it might be useful to learn at least a little bit of sign language… starting with the basics like “Hi, how are you?” and working up to “What’s Seth MacFarlane like?” (In…

cheers-mother-fucker-flask

Usually flasks have some kind of pretentious fancy engraved lettering bullshit on them that are meant to look classy. But sometimes you don’t want to fill your flask with the top shelf. Sometimes you just…

Sneak-it-Disposable-Flasks

If you’re stuck attending a dry wedding, a boring meeting or some other lame event, sneaking your flask in always helps keep things interesting. But don’t risk getting caught with that snazzy monogrammed flask that…

pewter-flask

With six ounces of available storage space in a brightly polished kidney shape, along with a captive top to prevent you from losing the cap, this flask is one pocket’s worth of rounds for you…

hammered-pewter-flask

Sometimes, a man just needs a sip or two of something spicy to get through the day. Since walking around with a fifth of your favorite poison is frowned upon by society, you need a…

stanley-flask-gr

Stanley is a name you’ve probably been familiar with since the first time your old man had you pick up a screwdriver. It’s the name to beat in tools. The most important tool of course…