The Courlander Candle

The Courlander Candle

We're pretty sure granddads exist for two reasons: To teach us how to live and act like real men, and to show us how to say the most wildly inappropr...

Jolly Rancher Scented Candles

Jolly Rancher Scented Candles

We don't normally do anything with scented candles other than avoid them like the plague. There are a few manly scents available, but most of them involve unpronounceable herbs and spices and smell like something no human has any business smelling. When Hershey's teams up with Ha...

Aether's Ion Jacket Is a Modern Take on the Classic Bomber

Aether's Ion Jacket Is a Modern Take on the Classic Bomber

The bomber’s been around in one form or another since the 1920’s thanks to its mix of style and practicality. In that spirit, Aether’s created the Ion Jacket. The distinct look of the bomber’s definitely present, but they’ve done a bit of updating. The 800-fill goose down promises to keep you warm and the nylon and rib knit will keep the wind out. There’s also an audio valve for your headphones built into the pockets, so no weird MacGyvering with cords and zippers to listen to your music while staying warm. It’s a jacket designed to take you all the way through fall and winter.

Middle Finger Candle

Middle Finger Candle

Flicking someone off. Flipping the bird. Giving the finger. There are many different ways to describe the gesture commonly associated with the phrases "fuck you" and/or "fuck off," but none are quite as satisfying as actually doing it. While it used to be relegated to jerks in ca...

Mustache Candle Holder

Mustache Candle Holder

When someone enters our home, instead of the standard, "Hey, how's it going?" we'd much prefer our guest to arrive with a, "Well, good day sir!" That would quickly be followed with a tip of the hat and a quick adjustment of his monocle. What can we say, we're gentlemen. Of course...

Man Candles

Man Candles

With scents like "Fresh Linen" and "Lilac Blossoms," venturing into your local Yankee Candle shop is a fairly feminine experience. Sure they smell good, but you just get the feeling that most of them come with a coupon for 50% a European facial. Outside of just placing your order...

Lit Candles

Lit Candles

Now that 4/20 has passed, that little pothead in your life may be feeling a bit down. The bong won't be broken out with such fanfare for another year, and all that dirty water has begun to mix with salty tears. If you want to cheer him up and get him back to his giggling self, h...

Burning Car Candle

Burning Car Candle

We consider ourselves to be level headed people, but even we want to put a fist through a wall every once in a while. Something happens and it's just one of those days feelin' like a freight train. Creating fire is normally a calming application of those explosive tendencies, but...

Skull Candles

Skull Candles

As a lighting source, we never found much use for candles. Why bother with a chance for fire, messy wax cleanup and/or potential pet hazards when recessed cans and a dimmer switch can give you almost the same mood lighting? Because candles inherently look cool, they work when the...

Man-Cans

Man-Cans

There are times in your life when a kid will come up to you with something he/she created (perhaps your own child) and that thing will be without a doubt, 100% crap.  It may be a painting, a science fair experiment or a meal (mmm Play-Doh Fries), but whatever it is, as a self-re...