Candles

Jolly Rancher Scented Candles

We don't normally do anything with scented candles other than avoid them like the plague. There are a few manly scents available, but most of them involve unpronounceable herbs and...

Middle Finger Candle

Flicking someone off. Flipping the bird. Giving the finger. There are many different ways to describe the gesture commonly associated with the phrases "fuck you" and/or "fuck off,"...

Mustache Candle Holder

When someone enters our home, instead of the standard, "Hey, how's it going?" we'd much prefer our guest to arrive with a, "Well, good day sir!" That would quickly be followed with...

Man Candles

With scents like "Fresh Linen" and "Lilac Blossoms," venturing into your local Yankee Candle shop is a fairly feminine experience. Sure they smell good, but you just get the feelin...

Lit Candles

Now that 4/20 has passed, that little pothead in your life may be feeling a bit down. The bong won't be broken out with such fanfare for another year, and all that dirty water has...

Burning Car Candle

We consider ourselves to be level headed people, but even we want to put a fist through a wall every once in a while. Something happens and it's just one of those days feelin' like...

Skull Candles

As a lighting source, we never found much use for candles. Why bother with a chance for fire, messy wax cleanup and/or potential pet hazards when recessed cans and a dimmer switch ...

Man-Cans

There are times in your life when a kid will come up to you with something he/she created (perhaps your own child) and that thing will be without a doubt, 100% crap.  It may be a ...