A witty and humorous response to Elizabeth Gilbert's Eat, Pray, Love, Andrew Gottlieb's Drink, Play F@#k explores one a divorced man's perspective of the usually female anthem of "finding yourself". The story brings the protagonist all over the world to find a good time or at least some good distractions. You'll have ... continue reading
Today's erotic magazines don't have the class, integrity or real beauties they used to. If you need a break from the bland and shallow mags on the market and yearn for edgy editorials, intimate interviews and real shots of real gorgeous unaltered women then try the new quarterly Jacques Magazine. Intelligent, classy ... continue reading
MeUndies creates comfortable, good-looking underwear that we wouldn't mind getting this holiday. Don't forget to check out their ultra-soft tees and patterned socks and take advantage of free shipping on orders to the US and Canada. They've also got matching sets for men and women (meaning you and your girlfriend can match without being THAT couple.) Right now they're offering 25% off your first purchase when you use the code CM25 at checkout. Plus the first 500 customers will receive a $10 gift card to Goldbelly.com ... check it out
If you enjoyed 18 Hilarious Sex Products, then check out round 2! We've uncovered even more of the weirdest and most hilarious sex toys ever!
Middle Finger Vibrator
It's hard to imagine that this particular device has any real purpose other than as to be given as a gag gift. Seriously, this is about ... continue reading
Now no matter what kind of degenerate freak you are you can blend with a crowd wearing a Morning Wood Camo T-shirt. At first glance the camouflage doesn't raise an eyebrow, but if you look closely at the pattern it may raise... some questions. The pattern is actually made up of naked women silhouettes in 67 different ... continue reading
It's no secret that sex sells, but there are some sex toys out there that make you wonder who exactly is using this stuff? We've uncovered from our closets the weirdest and most hilarious sex toys we could find!
Everyone's joked about it, but no one's ever taken it this ... continue reading
Perhaps the most ingenious invention of our time, Blow Guard, designed by a dentist, meant to keep your tender parts safe from teeth. The best thing about the Blow Guard however is the mini vibrating bullet—there's finally a great toy for guys. So basically it’s a mouth guard with a vibrator… ‘nuff said.
Anyone who says that pick up lines don't work just never found the right ones. With the right line for the right situation, you'll never go wrong. The Pick Up Line Generator helps you find the perfect line for any occasion, whether you want to cut right to the chase, say something unexpected, or find something to get ... continue reading
In a sea of boring bubbly blonde pin-ups the Suicide Girls have been bringing something fresh to the porn industry since 2001. Suicide Girls: Beauty Redefined represents the most beautiful shots from over the last 8 years of the hottest freaky chicks the internet has to offer. Get your copy signed from art Director ... continue reading
How about it -- a giant book of giant boobs as coffee table reading material. Ah, ain't life sweet? Just don't forget to put this bad boy in its secret spot when mom and dad stop by. Great gift for the single guy. He'll get a big kick out of the Big Book of Breasts.
Now here's a dirty book that deserves to be displayed proudly on the coffee table rather than shoved under a mattress. Enjoy 40 years of Penthouse magazine's titillating tales and provocative photos. Published by Assouline, this collection is a work of Art and a tribute to American sexuality.
Fine wine and vintage pin-up collectors alike will love the classically sensual Playboy Personal Wine Collection. Each girl was chosen specifically to compliment the wine and you can purchase by bottle or subscription. Personally we can't wait to see what exotic vixen will be featured with Month 8's Cirison Boedages ... continue reading
Here to celebrate 15 years of Zoo York and Jenna Jameson's adult film career is the ZY Jenna Jameseon skate deck. The deck features artwork by The CollaBros of the porn goddess herself rendered photo-realistically in beautiful golden tones. An incredibly sexy collector's item, there will only be 500 units available.
Relive the 1950’s as you read through the racy illustrations and photos of made up, lingerie-clad women that became known as the “pin-up girls”. Re-familiarize yourself with the flavor of a woman’s curvy body and go back in time to experience what had everybody talking before the era of hard core and graphic ... continue reading
While Playboy was a major factor in discovering new talent it was also a venue for centerfolds of a number of famous celebrities. Many of these celebrities came from all walks of life and helped sell many, many magazines. For those who have always wanted a collection of "famous" centerfolds, this collected volume ends ... continue reading