Now no matter what kind of degenerate freak you are you can blend with a crowd wearing a Morning Wood Camo T-shirt. At first glance the camouflage doesn’t raise an eyebrow, but if you look closely at the pattern it may raise… some questions. The pattern is actually made up of naked women silhouettes in continue reading…
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! That’s right, it’s March 14th! We hope that you took real good care of your lady this valentine’s day because today is they day she makes it up to you. Steak and BJ day is a romantic celebration geared towards guys that skips all the flowers continue reading…
Perhaps the most ingenious invention of our time, Blow Guard, designed by a dentist, meant to keep your tender parts safe from teeth. The best thing about the Blow Guard however is the mini vibrating bullet—there’s finally a great toy for guys. So basically it’s a mouth guard with a vibrator… ‘nuff said.
Anyone who says that pick up lines don’t work just never found the right ones. With the right line for the right situation, you’ll never go wrong. The Pick Up Line Generator helps you find the perfect line for any occasion, whether you want to cut right to the chase, say something unexpected, continue reading…
In a sea of boring bubbly blonde pin-ups the Suicide Girls have been bringing something fresh to the porn industry since 2001. Suicide Girls: Beauty Redefined represents the most beautiful shots from over the last 8 years of the hottest freaky chicks the internet has to offer. Get your copy signed from art Director Courtney continue reading…
How about it — a giant book of giant boobs as coffee table reading material. Ah, ain’t life sweet? Just don’t forget to put this bad boy in its secret spot when mom and dad stop by. Great gift for the single guy. He’ll get a big kick out of the Big Book continue reading…
Now here’s a dirty book that deserves to be displayed proudly on the coffee table rather than shoved under a mattress. Enjoy 40 years of Penthouse magazine’s titillating tales and provocative photos. Published by Assouline, this collection is a work of Art and a tribute to American sexuality.
Fine wine and vintage pin-up collectors alike will love the classically sensual Playboy Personal Wine Collection. Each girl was chosen specifically to compliment the wine and you can purchase by bottle or subscription. Personally we can’t wait to see what exotic vixen will be featured with Month 8’s Cirison Boedages Roda which has a “penetrating continue reading…
Here to celebrate 15 years of Zoo York and Jenna Jameson’s adult film career is the ZY Jenna Jameseon skate deck. The deck features artwork by The CollaBros of the porn goddess herself rendered photo-realistically in beautiful golden tones. An incredibly sexy collector’s item, there will only be 500 units available.
