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Finding a good wingman is tricky. You want someone savvy enough to help out when meeting a few women, but you don’t want them to be so smooth that they steal your thunder. Of course, finding the perfect wingman won’t matter much if you look and smell like crap in the first place. Let Wingman Deodorizing Wipes be your first line of defense when it’s time to put your game face on. Available in packs of two or eight, Wingman Deodorizing Wipes will remove all the gunk you’ve accrued throughout the day and rejuvenate your tired ass with a dose of ginseng so you’re ready to hit the town.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.