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Tired of the election BS? Well the good news is, it’s August so it won’t go on too much longer. Bad news? The worst of the drama is yet to come. Shove it to the Obama-Romney battle and represent a campaign from America’s yesteryear, with a t-shirt by American Needle. Show the country that you like Ike, root for Reagan, or support LBJ all the way.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.