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We’ll be honest, the whole “Just read my t-shirt to know how I feel” thing is getting a little played out. If you need to tell the world how you feel, do it like an adult and post it on Facebook. We do, however, still enjoy a t-shirt that is a little tongue-in-cheek and happens to satisfy our constant desire for all things design related. The This is a Designer T-Shirt puts it all out there in black and white, literally. If you spend your time hunched over in front of Photoshop or Illustrator, this shirt will alert the world to your passion and explain why you hate any t-shirt in Comic Sans.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.