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Crappy weather is more detrimental to fashion than the entire line of Ed Hardy gear. Women bundle up in puffy jackets and you throw in the style towel before you even step out the door. In an effort to boost your attractiveness level while sheltering your feet from the elements, Swims offers up the Helmut Lace Up Boot. The desert boot design won’t get destroyed in the pouring rain like your pair of suede Clarks thanks to the 3M Scotch Guard high density nylon uppers. Choose from five different colors and know your feet will stay as dry as possible thanks in part to the hydro guard lining. They’re an investment, but so are 30 pairs of destroyed sneakers.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.