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We like cool socks. Actually, we really like cool socks. It’s one of the few places in your wardrobe that you can throw a big middle finger to the people upstairs by being loud and obnoxious but not lose your job. The problem with any good socks (even the non-funky ones) is that eventually they’ll get holes in the toes, the heels will wear out and they won’t stay put on your legs anymore. Then they go in the garbage. Sad face. Cam Carter might have the solution with Socrates Socks. These socks are the first business casual application of Kevlar. Yes, that Kevlar. The Kevlar-Carbon matrix prevents all the things that make you throw out your socks, and a combination of Lycra and mil-spec elastic keep them where they belong. Two styles are available in varying colors and levels of funkiness.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.