We like cool socks. Actually, we really like cool socks. It’s one of the few places in your wardrobe that you can throw a big middle finger to the people upstairs by being loud and obnoxious but not lose your job. The problem with any good socks (even the non-funky ones) is that eventually they’ll get holes in the toes, the heels will wear out and they won’t stay put on your legs anymore. Then they go in the garbage. Sad face. Cam Carter might have the solution with Socrates Socks. These socks are the first business casual application of Kevlar. Yes, that Kevlar. The Kevlar-Carbon matrix prevents all the things that make you throw out your socks, and a combination of Lycra and mil-spec elastic keep them where they belong. Two styles are available in varying colors and levels of funkiness.