Obey Au Portant Sweatshirt | Cool Material
Obey Au Portant Sweatshirt

Obey Au Portant Sweatshirt

A damn fine sweatshirt. That’s what this is. A pull-over fleece with a hood and draw cords, a pouch pocket and a very naval blue and white thin-striped look. In fact, this cotton/polyester blend sweatshirt doesn’t have much of a description, but Obey has chosen to state it is “ideal for chilly nights on a boat.” Last time any of us spent a chilly night on a boat, all that came of it was a few empty bottles of wine and an unwanted pregnancy, but perhaps had we been wearing this Au Portant sweatshirt (from the French “Au Portant”), things would’ve been different. Likely not, but maybe.

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