obey-au-portant-sweatshirt

A damn fine sweatshirt. That’s what this is. A pull-over fleece with a hood and draw cords, a pouch pocket and a very naval blue and white thin-striped look. In fact, this cotton/polyester blend sweatshirt doesn’t have much of a description, but Obey has chosen to state it is “ideal for chilly nights on a boat.” Last time any of us spent a chilly night on a boat, all that came of it was a few empty bottles of wine and an unwanted pregnancy, but perhaps had we been wearing this Au Portant sweatshirt (from the French “Au Portant”), things would’ve been different. Likely not, but maybe.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.