Nike Navaro Low Sneaker

Check out Nike’s Navaro Low Sneakers. How ill are they?! Super ill. Not ill like they’re diseased of course, or like they have shoe-AIDS, whatever that is. We mean ill in the whole urban slang definition of “appealing” or “deserving praise for aesthetic excellence”. Saying it like that though makes us sound like a bunch of boners. You know what? This whole paragraph kinda took a turn for the worse, so let’s just end it by saying we like these shoes, and they please our eyeballs. The end.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.