Kyoku Sake Infused Shave Creme

Thanks to a certain unnamed pop-tart (Hint: There’s a $ in her name), it’s a common misconception that alcohol should be part of the grooming regimen. While brushing your teeth with Jack might seem like a good way to multitask, in practice it’s about as effective as showering with beer. Kyoku isn’t comfortable letting your skin suffer just because your BAC is at an all time low, so they infused sake into their new shave creme to help soften your skin and increase oxygen delivery. Until someone makes alcoholic toothpaste, looking great while you drink is a good substitute.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.