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Kevlar Smokejumper Belt

Kevlar Smokejumper Belt

If there are guys out there relying on these Kevlar straps to keep them safe while descending near raging forest fires, we think they’ll do the job keeping up our pants. Seeing as how each of these Kevlar Smokejumper Belts from Best Made are insanely durable and resistant to abrasions, cuts and UV damage, one purchase and you can check “Belt” off your “To Buy” list for the rest of your life. They come with a hot-forged alloy steel parachute harness that’s been load tested at 2500 lbs, so unless you ate a ton of cheap Mexican, you should be good. The way we look at it, if they can keep smokejumpers alive, they can keep us from getting pantsed.

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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