Kevlar-Smokejumper-Belt

If there are guys out there relying on these Kevlar straps to keep them safe while descending near raging forest fires, we think they’ll do the job keeping up our pants. Seeing as how each of these Kevlar Smokejumper Belts from Best Made are insanely durable and resistant to abrasions, cuts and UV damage, one purchase and you can check “Belt” off your “To Buy” list for the rest of your life. They come with a hot-forged alloy steel parachute harness that’s been load tested at 2500 lbs, so unless you ate a ton of cheap Mexican, you should be good. The way we look at it, if they can keep smokejumpers alive, they can keep us from getting pantsed.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.