K-Swiss Vintage CA

Twenty-ish years ago K-Swiss had a shoe called the Vintage California. We can’t confirm or deny this (too busy playing G.I. Joe vs. Transformers at the time) so we’re just going to have to take K-Swiss at their word. Well now they’re back (here again?) for a whole new generation to enjoy. It’s kind of like Demi Moore, except you don’t have to deal with Ashtray Whatshisface  – and the K-Swiss Vintage CA kicks are much easier to maintain.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.