John-Varvatos-Rock-Volume-One-Eau-de-Toilette

Since no one’s figured out how to bottle sex and drugs and sell it as a fragrance, you’ll have to settle for John Varvatos Rock Volume One Eau de Toilette. This sexy blend of rose absolute and coffee beans is what rock stars probably smell like without all the liquor and sweat. Bottled in an edgy metal bottle with a hard rock ‘n’ roll vibe, this exclusive limited edition fragrance gives you the confidence of a lead singer even if you lack the talent.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.