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John Varvatos Rock Volume One Eau de Toilette

John Varvatos Rock Volume One Eau de Toilette

Since no one’s figured out how to bottle sex and drugs and sell it as a fragrance, you’ll have to settle for John Varvatos Rock Volume One Eau de Toilette. This sexy blend of rose absolute and coffee beans is what rock stars probably smell like without all the liquor and sweat. Bottled in an edgy metal bottle with a hard rock ‘n’ roll vibe, this exclusive limited edition fragrance gives you the confidence of a lead singer even if you lack the talent.

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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