joesjeansstuddedbelt

Every once in a while, the only therapy that works is freeing your inner rock star. If you happen to be one of the few plagued with the inability to dust fannys, your only option is to upgrade your wardrobe. Try as you might, you’ll never be able to pull off spandex or a shiny scarf, so you have to keep it minimalistic. Joe’s Jeans can help you turn it up to 11 with their leather studded belt and help save your sanity in the process.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.