HTTPSTER-T-Shirt

Regardless of how much we fight it, we’ve all got a little hipster in us. Rolled-up pants, a penchant for cheap beer or perfectly unkempt facial hair are just a few things any (or all) of us are guilty of. We also happen to love just about everything that involves technology and design, so we’re in the “geek” camp on most occasions as well. Ultimately, that makes us, on some level, geeky hipsters. And that’s where HTTPSTER comes in. It’s clever. It’s funny. It’s not something we’d wear out on a date, but it’s printed on a slim fit American Apparel Apparel t-shirt in one of four colors so it could potentially work with a jacket. As far as text tees go, this one’s pretty “tits.” Whatever that means.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.