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Dry Bags. No, it is not a Goldbond product, or a man-powder, or anything pertaining to testicles. It’s a kind of bag that keeps things dry. And not like, “oh it’s a light drizzle, this waxed cotton man-purse will keep my iPad from getting a boo-boo” dry. Like, “I find myself drifting over a 15-story waterfall in rural Belize, and while I will likely perish against the rocks, this dry bag, which contains my last will and testament, will remain sound and waterproof.” Made from unlined industrial grade tarpaulin, it is designed with one intention in mind: keeping the wet out. Die-cast hardware ensures durability, and the size fits anything important–9.75″ x 5.75″ x 4″.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.