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Jack Spade Tarpaulin Dry Dopp Kit

Jack Spade Tarpaulin Dry Dopp Kit

Dry Bags. No, it is not a Goldbond product, or a man-powder, or anything pertaining to testicles. It’s a kind of bag that keeps things dry. And not like, “oh it’s a light drizzle, this waxed cotton man-purse will keep my iPad from getting a boo-boo” dry. Like, “I find myself drifting over a 15-story waterfall in rural Belize, and while I will likely perish against the rocks, this dry bag, which contains my last will and testament, will remain sound and waterproof.” Made from unlined industrial grade tarpaulin, it is designed with one intention in mind: keeping the wet out. Die-cast hardware ensures durability, and the size fits anything important–9.75″ x 5.75″ x 4″.

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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