Fight-Club-Soap

As per a very well-known set of rules, we shouldn’t really be talking about this. We’re not sure how Chuck Palahniuk, Edward Norton and Brad Pitt would feel about us bending those rules in the hopes of improving the manliness of your loofah-laden morning routine, but we’re gonna hope they are cool and don’t send Meatloaf to kill us. So, here’s the first soap ever made with electrolytes, caffeine and punching from one of our favorite movies. The first-ever officially licensed Fight Club soap is modeled from the original film props and artwork and is perfect for cleaning the dried blood between your knuckles after you “fell down the stairs.”

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.