As per a very well-known set of rules, we shouldn’t really be talking about this. We’re not sure how Chuck Palahniuk, Edward Norton and Brad Pitt would feel about us bending those rules in the hopes of improving the manliness of your loofah-laden morning routine, but we’re gonna hope they are cool and don’t send Meatloaf to kill us. So, here’s the first soap ever made with electrolytes, caffeine and punching from one of our favorite movies. The first-ever officially licensed Fight Club soap is modeled from the original film props and artwork and is perfect for cleaning the dried blood between your knuckles after you “fell down the stairs.”
The Throttle Bottle Opener is a pint-sized beer popper that’s more clever than you realize. While its compact size make it ideal for tossing on a keyring, its miniscule build is only one of the benefits here. Outfitted with a powerful rare earth magnet, each Throttle Bottle Opener easily finds its way to your bottle’s cap. Not only that, you can keep it on the fridge so it’s on hand whenever you pull out a cold one. Then, use it with one hand to open that bottle. Clever, tiny, and incredibly useful.