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Women aren’t the only ones who complain about getting dressed up. While we might not spend the better portion of the day getting ready, tossing on a suit or a button down with some dress pants isn’t the most comfortable thing in the world. If it was socially acceptable, we’d wear a Snuggie everywhere we go. Since it’s not (and the draft in the rear would be a little odd for us and anyone walking behind us) we’ll load up on the most comfortable dress gear we can find, and we’ll start with a couple pairs of Dress Pant Sweatpants. Coworkers will think you’re rocking some nicely tailored charcoal gray dress pants while you feel as if you’re lounging in that pair of nacho cheese-stained sweats you wear on Sundays in front of the TV.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.