Dollar-Shave-Club

We drop far too much of our paycheck on razors with 18 blades that vibrate and last until the accompanying lubrication strip wears out. We’re living like a bunch of metro sissies and paying far too much for it. While we’re all for looking good and getting a close shave, we don’t need all the bells, whistles and price tags of the blades we’re currently buying. Dollar Shave Club is here to remedy this little problem and toss us back a little bit of our manhood in the process. Choose from three different blades offered by Dollar Shave Club, and you’ll receive a monthly shipment that could save you as much as $292 a year on making sure you don’t look like unkempt hippie.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.