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After a certain point of infamy and notoriety you kind of just stop giving a crap about what everyone else thinks and do whatever the hell you want. Louis C.K. has been doing that his entire career, and we love him even more because of it. We have no idea how many black t-shirts and pairs of dad jeans he owns, but we do know this–when you’re as funny and relatable as he is, we don’t care. Want to be decked out like the man that makes plain black shirts look cool and putting on socks funny? Start here. Don’t forget, Louie returns to FX tonight at 10.

1. A Slice from Ben’s in NYC – Link

2. New Balance 993s – Buy

3. Hanes Black Beefy-T – Buy

4. IWC Pilots Chronograph in Rose Gold – Buy

5. Levis 505 Regular Fit Jeans – Buy

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.