The king of trash talk, The Notorious Conor McGregor, took to Twitter this weekend to take down NBA star Draymond Green in what can only be described as a verbal bloodbath. Whether the UFC megastar can hang with Floyd Mayweather in a boxing ring is yet to be seen but it’s safe to say he owns every belt when it comes to the world of talking trash. The best proof yet was, perhaps, the suit he wore to the first press conference for the coming fight. What looked like pinstripes from far away were actually the words “Fuck You” repeated over and over. If you want to get fired from your job, you can now own the same suit. David August, the designer behind the suit, has been inundated with requests and has decided to go ahead and make it for the public. Got a cool $6,500? You can own a suit that’s appropriate in exactly zero situations.
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