adidas-obyo-plants

It shouldn’t come as a shock to you that there’s another sneaker collaboration between a well known brand and a designer you’ve probably never heard of with a ridiculous, nonsensical name. Confusing as these things are, the amount we like them generally tends to be directly proportional to their ludicrousness. Take these Adidas ObyO Kazuki White Plant sneakers for instance. Waxed canvas upper decked out in the brightest white. Near ground level it meets a rubber cap toe and sole in an off-white, almost cream color. Red highlights divide the two and also color the iconic, almost mary jane Adidas logo. Add some green stems and the Adidas logo now blossoms like a flower. You need some bright white kicks this summer. Do you want to be one of the guys rocking identical pairs of Vans Authentics? Or, do you want to rescue princesses with the help of the red flower?

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.