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How to Carve a Turkey Like a Pro

We’re just a few short days away from our favorite food holiday of the year, which means our turkey consumption is about to go through the roof. That sweet, sweet bird that God gave wings so we could eat delicious drumsticks. The issue, of course, is that while we can…

Heinz Sriracha-Flavored Ketchup

While the whole sriracha-flavored everything trend is getting a little tired, when a condiment king like Heinz gets on board, it's worth paying attention to. If you've ever wanted the heat of sriracha with the sweetness of some Heinz ketchup, now you don't have to mix the two like a…

Ferris Deluxe Spice Rack

It's some odd law of physics that the spice you are looking for is always the last one you pick up and it's hidden behind three half full jars of cumin. Why you have three jars of cumin, we couldn't tell you. With the Ferris Deluxe Spice Rack, your spices…

18 Father’s Day Cards You Won’t Find at Hallmark

Greeting cards aren’t a man’s game. We have a hard time being all sticky sweet and conveying our “feelings.” It gets doubly hard when you’re giving that card to your pops. Normally, instead of writing a note inside a card, we just crack a beer with our old man and…

Elvis & Kresse Firehose Belt

There are a lot of products that so perfectly epitomize "cool material" they really don't require much explaining. Giant books of breasts, bacon hot sauce, anything with an engine, you get the idea. Belts generally aren't on that list (unless you're Bruce Wayne), but this firehose belt from Elvis &…

Lost Encyclopedia

Feeling salty about the ending to Lost? Still pissed about the whole time-travelling island thing? Inception not enough of a mind fuck for you? Boy have we got something for you. The Lost Encyclopedia is hardcover and as a coffee table book is sure to start more arguments than Mein…

Ultimate Man’s Survival Guide

Some people will tell you that a real man knows how to mix drinks, tie and tie and take off a bra one-handed. While these are all great skills to know, Frank Miniter reminds us not to overlook essential skills like fighting wild animals or turning a t-shirt into a…

Bodum Bistro Toaster

The toaster is often overlooked in terms of sleek style, but the Bodum Bistro Toaster makes a convincing case. Exclusive to Crate and Barrel, the 2 slice brushed chrome toaster has a built-in warming rack and removable crumb tray—which is great because have you ever looked inside your current toaster.…