Breaking News! Police in central Pennsylvania have nabbed Cesar Lopez, the reformed Indian Poker player turned marijuana aficionado. On Saturday morning he was seen 75 miles away peering into his baseball cap (no word yet on his baseball affiliation, but Cubs fans aren’t this stupid). Somehow he managed to travel 75 miles and remove his baseball cap; a feat which, in and of itself, is not that impressive. However, when he was busted a few hours ago, he had a dime (or maybe quarter) bag stuck to his forehead.
There is no reasonable explanation for how anyone can not be aware that they have a bag of marijuana STUCK to their forehead, so it must be magic. Cesar Lopez, you’re magic…just don’t get the soap stuck to your forehead.
There is no report whether or not he was actually high (as balls). So much for it being a gateway drug.
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