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Hottie Gram


In the old days – we’re talking ancient pre-Internet history here – they had these things called singing telegrams that you would order for people on special occasions (Or at least that’s what Grandpa tells us at Christmas every year). Singing telegrams were replaced with e-cards for more “work appropriate” events (when the lady friend is around) and stripper grams for when she wasn’t. And then there was the Hottie Gram.

For all those times when “Happy Birthday,” “The Packers Suck,” “I’m Sorry,” and “You’re a douche” just won’t do, there is Hottie Gram. Part e-card, part stripper gram, but totally disease and payment free, the Hottie Gram has everything (naked chicks) you need to tell your buddies… in a way they can’t ignore (naked chicks).

Because there’s no better way to tell anyone anything than with Playmates Tiffany Taylor (Miss November), Sara Underwood (Playmate of the Year), and Christine Smith (Miss December).

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