beerwenches

beerwenches

2009 is going to go down as the Christmas of beer. You have already learned awesome ways to win free beer. You also got educated on what to do with the empties when you’re done.  The only question left is – what beer should you be drinking? (She may be hot, but someone liked it – so he put a ring on it.  As such, she doesn’t count.)

Luckily, Eating The Road has you covered there too with their What Should I Drink? (Beer Edition) flowchart.  This super simple flowchart breaks down possible choices of over fifty beers based on: location, current state of intoxication, your love of beer, the driving situation (remember to rotate the dd duties), your wife’s relationship with your midsection, and whether or not you have a grocery bag handy.  Just because it’s on special doesn’t mean you HAVE to drink it.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.