urban-dictionary-scrabble

Do you know the meaning of the word oxyphenbutazone? Of course you don’t. Spell-check doesn’t even recognize it as a real word, and yet it’s worth 41 points in Scrabble. If Scrabble wasn’t supposed to be fun, there wouldn’t be so many apps for it. We say to hell with the Scrabble dictionary, we’re using the Urban Dictionary. A dictionary that just so happens to be filled with words we can remember…and spell. This is what a game looks like:

Definitions
yayo

roofie
manther
mangina
underboob
bamf
gilf
growler
hooptie
deeznuts
lol
duckface
unsult
vux
jist
jee
kong
gaterapers
sipe

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.