This Bud’s For Him

By Ben Dahl

Ah Budweiser, the self-proclaimed “King Of Beers,” but only for ridiculously drunk people. In this case it’s the now famous “Drunkest Guy Ever” going for more beer. (Now with added security camera footage.) After defeating the mini-boss Refrigerator, he ultimately succumbs to the powers of Isaac Newton’s Gravity Monster.  In the process of sliding onto the floor, he hits himself in the balls with a case of beer (1:24).

Even gravity can’t keep him down, and he white-boy break dances for thirty seconds to gain enough momentum to stand. Ultimately, the lead singer of Seether (dressed in a Polo no less) “leaned back” all the way to the door with an assistance of a helpful bystander.  He almost escaped with (part of) his dignity before destroying a shelf of munchies and trick or treating with the closest bowl (presumably for beer). Unfortunately, he never did acquire that beer. If he had his trusty sidekick Balloon Boy with him it might have all ended differently.