The Zombies Are Coming; The Zombies Are Coming

The Zombies Are Coming; The Zombies Are Coming

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Didn’t you learn anything in Boy Scouts? In order to stay alive, you have to be prepared. Merely being prepared will only delay the inevitable when the zombie apocalypse comes. In order to truly survive you have to Z prepared. (com, of course)

Zprepared will outfit you with all the gadgets, know-how, goodies, accessories, clothing (including jeans that can hold up a Hummer), and, most importantly, weapons that you will need to if you don’t just want to survive, you want to LIVE. In reality, the glorious BOOM! Headshot moments will become monotonous after a few days. Living on canned gooods and vacuum-sealed, dehydrated, “space” food (Seriously NASA? You mean to tell me we have to technological know-how, economic resources, and sheer willpower to put humans into SPACE, but we can’t find a way to provide them with something that doesn’t taste like wet cardboard and melt in your mouth?) will make you look back on your last cheeseburger and pray to ride the stairway to heaven as soon as possible.

You want cheezburger? You can has cheezburger – thanks to Trek’n Eat’s Cheeseburger in a Can. You want bacon on it? Just throw on some Tactical Bacon from Think Geek. Zprepared gives you the tools to not only survive the return of all those relatives you thought were gone forever, but have a good time during the murderous rampage that is sure to follow. (Is it really murder if the victim is already dead?)

Just remember, first names (or letters) only.

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The flask, by nature, is a clandestine item. It slips in and out of interior suit pockets on the sly. Why not bring an added dose of covertness to the whole ordeal with this All Black ZYX Flask. The stainless steel flask sports a mysterious motif that’s supported by the alphabet being curiously printed in reverse on the front. Each All Black ZYX Flask holds 6 ounces of the good stuff. If an MI6 agent were to take a swig on the job, we like to imagine this would be his flask of choice.

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