You’ve been reading The Roundup for a week now, and while you’ve been raucously laughing the entire time, you probably have some questions. Let’s take it from the top.
What is The Roundup? The Roundup was born out of the popularity of the Friday Link Roundups that were posted on Cool Material circa May 2009. These Link Roundups contain the best of the best…from other sites on the web. This may include, but certainly is not limited to, Denise Milani photos, prison survival tips, or worst man speeches. But wait, there’s more!
What about the news? The Roundup has you covered there to. Do you really want to read one more thing about the 2016 Olympics? Or, would you rather read about the real-life greased up deaf guy? Perhaps felonious leg rubbing? The point is, dear reader, we’re bringing you the good news that other outlets neglect. Don’t change the channel though; we’re going all Vince Offer now.
Why not post some original works? Oh, we will. These posts are going to be slightly longer, contain much more hilarity, and maybe even make you ponder your existence. At the very least, think twice about simply going with Red Bull as your mixer of choice.
Essentially, The Roundup is going to be your one-stop shop for everything sexy, gasoline-powered, hilarious, and alcoholic… pretty much everything you need to be a man. Ladies, you’re not being excluded either because come on, you can laugh too. Who knows, there may even be a thing or two you can use.
What can you do? Aside from being a regular reader, please send us your ideas, links, fan mail, signed bikini pictures, or general suggestions. The best way to do that is to send us an email, or take our brief survey.
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