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The Dexter Makeover Guide

The Dexter Makeover Guide

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All blood, all the time. Unless you have been living under a rock for the past three years, you probably heard of the new Showtime hit Dexter. In case you haven’t, Dexter is a forensic blood splatter technician for the Miami Metro Police Department whose real business is being a serial killer.  Ladies and gentlemen, business is good.

Now that Dexter is a runaway hit, there is no shortage of merchandise available to satiate your inner pathological desires. Michael C. Hall can rock Tyvek Coveralls like it’s his job, and Street Level aims to make his impeccable style more communicable. Keeping true to the diabolically delicious nature of Dexter, these products don’t suck like shiny vampires. Now you can have your blood splatter cake and eat it too… without all the messy cleanup.

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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