teach-parents-tech



Based on the fact you’re reading this, we’re going to assume you have a fairly robust grasp of technology. You’re probably on the Faceplace, LinkedSpace and whatever new social networks will pop up by the time this post goes live. Since we haven’t been able to successfully clone people yet, this also means you have parents. In their eyes, being able to send email and pictures of your dong immediately makes you some sort of technical genius without compare. In all honesty, they’re probably right. That, however, does not mean that you should have to instruct them how to do menial technical things you were doing in grade school. Google agrees, which is why they made Teach Parents Tech. Think of it like Mad Libs for technical support. You fill in their problems and pick some videos and then it drops them off in their AOL inbox. Best thing since Internet porn.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.