Strippin’ At The Car Wash
The only thing infinitely more satisfying than buying that sweet new ride is, you guessed it, watching a ridiculously hot girl get all sudsy with that car. Or just watching said ridiculous hot chick get all sudsy. It’s pretty much the American Dream. They do it differently in the land down under.
Four gentlemen went to the Smart Wash and paid $15.74 for a full service. Who knows why they would pay for a full service when they brought their girlfriends, but they did. In any event, after paying for the full service, the dudes stripped down and started soaping up in the car wash.
Fortunately, the cops arrived before the high pressure sprayers removed their skin and the cleaning chemicals burned their retinas. Unfortunately, the cops can’t prevent the mental image of four naked guys in a car wash from being burned in our retinas. Why didn’t the girlfriends get in the car wash? At least then we would all have better mental images of the experience.
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