Before giving himself over to absolute pleasure, before swimming the warm waters of sins of the flesh, before the erotic nightmares beyond any measure, before the sensual daydreams to treasure forever – there was epic failure in Adrian, Michigan. An unnamed twenty-five year old man was caught with his pants off (and no skirt on yet) when the unsuspecting homeowner’s returned.
After being discovered out of the closet, and in the living room, he took off in his boxers. With the woman’s pink hat on. Those Susan B. Komen hats are definitely collector’s items. Next time you want to support cancer unnamed man just remember that a mental mind fuck can be nice, but mustaches last all Movember.
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