When your girlfriend tells you that you should find a way to make Patron shoot out of a slip-n-slide because she wants to go down it naked, you should listen. When she tells you to call your ex’s because she wants to meet them, you shouldn’t. (That will never end well. Trust me.)
When she adds you to Google Latitude so she can show up and give you surprise sex (It’s not rape if you’re a guy), do it. Just don’t forget to disable the GPS when you inevitably break up with her or you might end up as the star of Secret Girlfriend. But first, a math lesson (Fortunately for you, there’s no test… this time).
The Office + Arrested Development + It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia + Entourage = ? Aside from having an Anchorman level of quotability (“It was like I was psychologically gangbanged, but I was the gang… and the bang.”, “You look like you got bukkaked by a bunch of clowns”), it equals Secret Girlfriend. Yes, Secret Girlfriend. With combined experience on those shows, this Rondovie (Not yet available on pizza) Industries produced show is sure to be Comedy Central’s “next big thing.”
Once you’re done watching the clips, you’ll be panting for more. Fret not! The series premieres tonight at 10:30pm/9:30c. Yeah, you do have to wait until after work, but at least you won’t have to wait for the payoff as long as everyone who saw the clip yesterday. Sometimes you just have to Enjoy the Small Things (Rule 32).
Secret Girlfriend Foreplay:
Red Band Trailer
Casting Call
Drowning In Cat
Pitching A Tent
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