When you can type just about anything into Google and end up at a streaming porn site, Playboy is about as relevant as MySpace. Correction: Playboy used to be as relevant as MySpace. And then someone from Playboy (who probably doesn’t need a blue pill) took their head out of their ass and did a 21st century course correction.
This just in, the next Playboy Centerfold will be 3D. That’s right, for the first time in recent history Playboy is showcasing breasts as they exist naturally – in three dimensions. What better way to do it than with Hope Dworaczyk the 2010 Playmate of the Year? Tits and ass in three dimensions. Why are you not at the newsstand buying it right now?