Breaking news from the Department of Redundancy Department – Reka Urbin is Plastic Surgery Barbie 2009. Did Miss Urbin (Call it a hunch, but she’s probably not married) win free plastic surgery?No. Get her existing “procedures” taken care of? Nope. Prestigious modeling contract with Mattel? Nein. What did she win? An apartment… in Budapest.
Putting it in man terms looks like this:
You spend a couple hundred grand restoring a 1967 Shelby GT500 for a competition and you win a garage. A garage! You have to have a garage to restore a car like that, just like Reka Urbin, as a human (she’s not fully Stepford yet), had to have a place to live.
Furthermore, doesn’t cosmetic dentistry fall under the purview of plastic surgery? Were the judges all high on Oxycontin? Have you seen her teeth? Ladies, if you are going to opt for ridiculously expensive “elective” procedures, fix the teeth first. It doesn’t matter what Reka says, no amount of plastic surgery will ever look natural. If we wanted to play with beach balls, we would just go buy some.
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