Morehouse College is killing whales! At the very least, they’re keeping the tails closeted. Morehouse college officially banned “cross-dressing” on their campus. (Apparently men can rock whaletails too; who knew?) They also banned wearing hats in buildings, makeup, purses, drinking wine on Tuesdays, pajamas in public, do-rags, chains, high heels, dubs, sagging pants, sunglasses, and walking barefoot. [Note: Some items on this list are still in the "addendum" phase and will not be added until martial law is imposed.]
In his CNN interview Dr. Steve Perry says, “No, you can’t wear pajama pants in the cafeteria. We as a community look like fools; we look like court jesters.” Granted, most men aren’t going to wear pajamas in public, but if it reduces the PINK on college campuses guys will be pissed.
Which is the most important aspect of the new policy; the fact that it doesn’t specify if it’s only the students that are affected. Is your girlfriend going to be slapped on the wrist (or smacked in the ass) for wearing pajamas and going Ugg-less? Are women even allowed on campus anymore? Do they have to be naked except for their shoes?
Here’s how this is going to equalize for Morehouse:
Decrease in female presence on campus.
No more rap guy’s girlfriends.
Curfew.
People-sized cookie cutters.
Basically, Morehouse College just wanted to change their slogan - The Whitest “All-Black” University. Sorry to tell you this Morehouse Administration, but white people don’t wear suits to school either.
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Balloon Boy: Deflated
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El Chupacabra: Alive and well in The Lost World.
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