Remember, remember, the first of November. (If only it had happened 4 days later!) Given that you’re here, it’s safe to assume that you survived your debaucherous weekend relatively unscathed (dignity not withstanding of course). Unfortunately, it was a little less treat and a little more of that special brand of British claptrap for twitter aficionado Richard.
Richard made the mistake of calling the work of one Mr. Stephen Fry “a bit boring” after publicly admitting what we all feel, that he admires and adores the chap. Stephen Fry boring? Have you had your head buried in the sand for the past five years? Stephen Fry narrated a movie series that grossed approximately one gazillion dollars… a little thing called Harry Potter. (Stephen’s IMDB page quickly dispels all notion that he narrated Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Sore.) Heard of it Richard? It’s ok if you haven’t, he’s multi-faceted.
Here’s some of favorites from Fry:
It’s hard to believe isn’t it, that beneath this wrinkled, well-fed exterior there lies a dangerous killing machine with a fetish for Fawkesian masks.
Scaramanga has three nipples but that doesn’t excuse him for stealing the solar agitator. He’s a very naughty boy.
Big difference between pooters and putanas, surely?
Basically, Fry talks about nipples, prostitutes, and has a penchant for beer. That’s not boring, that’s setting the bar… a little bit higher.
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