Apparently Kanye is a huge Cool Material fan and was quite upset when his name got left off the Fauxbitutainment list last week. So upset in fact, that he faked his own death today. According to other news sources, the rumor was started by hackers and spread like, well, an interrupting Internet meme across Facebook and Twitter. But we’re not buying it. Somewhere, somehow, Kanye has managed to escape blame while still being responsible for the rumor.
In any event, whoever started the rumor did not do any leg work when it comes to research. Car crash? Really? At least come up with something creative! Furthermore, Kanye is way too much of a douche to be driving a Ferrari. Ferrari’s are for pompous silver spooners, Italian businessmen, and other people with class. If this rumor was supposed to be believable, Kanye definitely would have been rollin’ in an H2 on dubs with his posse. “Whoever started the RIP Kanye West hoax, Imma let you finish, but Balloon Boy had the best hoax of all time!”
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Doesn’t he just jump in the ocean to be with all the gay fish?
You can thank the good people at 4chan for this one.